The Flasket Color:Silver If you’ve been stabbed

If you’ve been stabbed

This hat also makes a pretty cool nacho tray

But tuxedos show respect for the dead

These 100% authentic voodoo dolls are handmade

The Flasket Color:Silver If you’ve been stabbedFinally, you can drink straight from a casket. For centuries, the idea of drinking from a casket seemed like only a dream. In the late 18th century, Sir Killington Von Murderberg invented a very long straw with a drill bit attached that allowed people to merely sip from caskets but not actually guzzle. Thats why were proud to announce that after years of R&D in our Advanced Coffin Development Team, were launching the Flasket. Which is a play on words